Africa remains a land of mystery for many travelers, and Tanzania, with its stunning safaris and diverse wildlife, still holds a special allure. Early explorers carried back tales of incredible creatures, and for centuries, the world has been fascinated by Africa’s wild wonders. Today, Tanzania remains an unfamiliar destination for some, which leads to amusing (and sometimes bewildering) questions from first-time safari-goers.

After two decades of curating unforgettable safari experiences in Tanzania, we've encountered a fair share of hilarious questions. Often, these curious travelers have become safari experts themselves, joining us time and again on new adventures. With their permission, here are 10 of the funniest questions we've been asked, and the answers they received. Enjoy!

1. Will I be able to swim with hippos in the Serengeti?

What Maria thought we’d say: Absolutely! Hippos are big, friendly creatures who’ll love a friendly splash from you.

What we did say: For your safety, please don’t swim with hippos. Despite their seemingly calm demeanor, hippos are extremely territorial, and they’re responsible for more human fatalities in Africa than any other animal. They’re fast, powerful, and have sharp tusks. On your safari in Tanzania, your guide will ensure you’re always at a safe distance from these fascinating creatures, whether you're in the Serengeti or Ngorongoro Crater.

2. I’ve got this bright red safari outfit – can I wear it in Tanzania?

What Cheryl thought we’d say: Since animals are colorblind, it doesn’t matter what you wear.

What we did say: While it’s true that many animals don’t perceive colors as we do, they are highly sensitive to contrasting colors. In the wild, contrasting colors can make you stand out like a beacon, which is not ideal for safari activities. Our guides recommend packing neutral, earthy tones for your Tanzania safari to blend in with the landscape and avoid startling the animals. So, leave the neon pink at home, and enjoy the wildlife from a comfortable, natural vantage point.

3. We’re terrified of bugs! How likely are we to encounter them in Tanzania?

What they thought we’d say: Africa is about lions and elephants, right? No bugs in sight!

What we did say: Tanzania is home to many beautiful landscapes, from the Serengeti’s vast plains to the lush rainforests of Mahale. Just like any wild place, you might encounter bugs—flies, mosquitoes, and even a few spiders. But don’t worry! Most are harmless. If you’re traveling during the rainy season, you’ll likely see more insects. We recommend packing insect repellent, and our guides can help keep you comfortable throughout your adventure.

4. Do you lock up all the animals at night in the Serengeti?

What Judy thought we’d say: Yes, just like a zoo – we lock up the lions, elephants, and zebras at night to keep them safe.

What we did say: The Serengeti and Tanzania’s other wild areas are vast, protected wildernesses. Animals roam freely, and there are no cages or fences keeping them in. The park covers millions of acres, and animals like lions and elephants follow their natural patterns, feeding, hunting, and socializing as they have for centuries. Our expert guides ensure your safety during game drives and walks, but we never interfere with the animals’ natural behavior.

5. Can I take a day trip to Zanzibar from my safari in the Serengeti?

What Bill thought we’d say: Sure! We can arrange that easily.

What we did say: Zanzibar is a beautiful destination, but getting there from the Serengeti in a single day isn’t feasible. Tanzania’s safari areas are remote, and Zanzibar requires both flights and time to truly appreciate. We recommend planning your Zanzibar trip either before or after your safari in Tanzania to make the most of both experiences. Let us help you design the perfect itinerary to ensure you get the best of both worlds.

6. Can we reduce costs by skipping meals at the safari lodge and grabbing snacks while on a game drive?

What they thought we’d say: Sure! Fast food options are abundant even in remote areas.

What we did say: In Tanzania’s safari regions, there are no fast food chains like McDonald's. However, most of our safari lodges offer all-inclusive packages that cover meals and drinks, often including delicious local fare and international options. Dining is a big part of the experience—think fresh Tanzanian cuisine, a blend of African, Indian, and European influences. And the best part? The meals are prepared with the finest ingredients, often sourced from local farms, so you’ll have an unforgettable culinary experience.

7. Where do hippos build their nests, and can I see one on my safari?

What Mariam thought we’d say: Hippos make nests in riverbanks, and we’ll definitely visit one on our walking safari.

What we did say: Hippos, while water-based, are mammals, not reptiles. They don’t build nests or lay eggs, as they give birth to live young on land or in shallow waters. Hippos spend much of their time submerged to stay cool, but don’t worry—on your safari, you’ll still have plenty of opportunities to observe them in their natural habitat, especially in the rivers of Selous Game Reserve or Ruaha National Park.

8. Can we pet the lions, like in the viral YouTube videos?

What George thought we’d say: Yes, as long as we sign a waiver and follow your guide's instructions.

What we did say: The lion encounters shown in viral videos often involve lions in captivity, and even then, it's always done by trained professionals who have spent years working with the animals. In the wild, lions are powerful predators, and approaching them is dangerous. In Tanzania, your guide will ensure that you can enjoy the wild beauty of the Serengeti and Ngorongoro Crater safely from the vehicle, respecting the animals’ space. We always prioritize your safety and the well-being of the wildlife.

9. Do the Maasai still crack open monkey skulls as part of a ritual?

What they thought we’d say: This is part of a traditional Maasai ritual, and you can observe it on your safari.

What we did say: No, this is just an urban myth. The Maasai people are known for their rich culture, and many still live traditional lives in rural Tanzania. But the idea of cracking open monkey skulls is not something practiced today. We encourage our travelers to learn about the Maasai’s fascinating customs and history through cultural tours that focus on their music, dance, and lifestyle. It’s a wonderful way to deepen your connection to Tanzania’s unique culture.

10. Do giraffes hunt in packs and eat impalas?

What Melody thought we’d say: Yes, giraffes are cunning predators, using their height to ambush impalas.

What we did say: Giraffes are gentle herbivores and do not hunt. They use their long necks to feed on the tender leaves high up in trees. While you may spot giraffes grazing alongside antelope, rest assured, they won’t be hunting. Tanzania’s giraffes live peacefully in groups known as a "tower," and they’re a joy to watch as they leisurely browse acacia trees. These magnificent creatures are as peaceful as they are majestic.

In Conclusion: Safari Fun in Tanzania

At I Artist Adventure, we’re here to make your Tanzanian safari experience safe, enjoyable, and full of wonder. Whether you’re exploring the Serengeti's plains, gazing over the Ngorongoro Crater, or immersing yourself in the culture of the Maasai, we’re with you every step of the way. Our expert guides, comfortable lodges, and personalized experiences ensure that your safari will be as unique and unforgettable as Tanzania itself.

Let’s make your dream safari come true—reach out to us today to plan your adventure!